This is a general thread about red vs blue.
I'd like to start it off by asking who is your fav red v blue character and why? Mines Caboose, he's so stupid its unbelievable.

Does anyone know where to watch the Where are they now? episode because i cant find it anywhere. Please post a link if you know one.

I love the Zune episode as well.

Caboose definately.


You can find the vids on youtube. just type in 'red vs. blue' and click on the episodes you wanna see. i'll post links to the new series: Red Vs. Blue Reconstruction.


Episode 1:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q2lZ-ujgGEU


Episode 2: (they go back to halo 2 for this ONE episode)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c7E7ribLpVU&feature=related


Episode 3: (caboose lovers will like this one)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dEAff0rIgVU&feature=related


Episode 4: (miss him?)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TepYERijMTc&feature=related


Episode 5: (sneaky, sneaky)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QuAHFGa2Img&feature=related

Episode 6: (blast from the past...kinda)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HDqRSGU8hA&feature=related

Sarge. And look no further than YouTube to watch them.

Oh, and rvb.roosterteeth.com (the home of RVB) has all the PSA's and episodes for download, you just have to scroll back through the pages.

Church or Grif.. can't really decide.

can't really decide between Sarge or Caboose

i like caboose, and tucker. and sarge is kinda funny. and washington is like the proffessional.......btu a funny proffessional. like how he reacted when cabose threw the grenade into the wall in front of them lolz.

I feel real dumb for this but oh well. I can't really choose a favorite charachter. It's to hard to choose, Tex is so aweswome, church is funny along with tucker caboose donut griff and sarge and simmons. I guess blue team in my favorite team but i can't decide a faviorite charachter.

"You following all this caboose?"

"I think so, that guy tex is really a robot and your his boyfriend so that makes you. . . a gay robot."

"Yeah thats right im a gay robot."

______________

"If you wish to mark this message as urgent press eleven"

"There is no eleven you Flippin ******"

i like caboose, and tucker. and sarge is kinda funny. and washington is like the proffessional.......btu a funny proffessional. like how he reacted when cabose threw the grenade into the wall in front of them lolz.


yea that shit was funny.... :D

it still is. its just abit more serious

i like caboose, and tucker. and sarge is kinda funny. and washington is like the proffessional.......btu a funny proffessional. like how he reacted when cabose threw the grenade into the wall in front of them lolz.

My favorite is Sarge, especially in the earlier series.

"You know. Right there at the end, I felt like I could handle the machine-gun." :D Brilliant.

My favorite is Sarge, especially in the earlier series.

"You know. Right there at the end, I felt like I could handle the machine-gun." :D Brilliant.

Sarge is hilarious so far in RvB: Reconstruction.

"Who made these?"

"I did!" *springs out*

Yeah. I like when he's explaining the stalemate to Washington :D great stuff.

lol that was classic.

but i wouldnt doubt that i would do the same thing lol..... i soo want to learn how to bounce up by my heels while standin straight and completley still

I know seriously. That looked awesome! He did it shotgun in hand too!

i know! and the spartan armor is acouple hundred pounds!!!

"We do not like the term 'experts'"

"Because no one actually knows what we're dealing with?"

"Lets just say 'experts' is a little too complementary in this case." :D

i know lol. put ME in spoartan armor and stick me in a canyon with a red and blue base and see how I act!! lol i wish that would happen.

i know lol. put ME in spoartan armor and stick me in a canyon with a red and blue base and see how I act!! lol i wish that would happen.

oooh my favorite!

"Everything okay out there?"
"We're fine Lopez, just caught myself a dirty blue. How many's that make this week?"
"Uno."
"Yahtzee! We're on a hot-streak."

Hhahaha, I remember that.

Hhahaha, I remember that.

Yeah. Sarge will always be my favorite.

lol did you guys realise when sarge springs up the griff cutout it has abunch of bulletholes in it? i laughed soo hard at that!

lol did you guys realise when sarge springs up the griff cutout it has abunch of bulletholes in it? i laughed soo hard at that!

Yeah.

"I'm warning you! I know that was supposed to be the last warning but I never listen to orders."

Ooh another good sarge one:

"I see them with their glowsticks and tribal drum beat: Bomchika-bomchika-bomchika-bomchika."

lol yeah..... remember sister "i sell rave tickets for $10 each! last night i earned $10!!!" and there is onyl one blue and one red..... if it wasnt sarge....who was it?

Sister is probably near the top of my favorites. I think Church might be second cause he's so damned mean.

There are two reds. Lopez is a red.

no......remmeber lopez is with the evil doc? oh wait i think he was left at zanzabar because that is the last time you hear of him lolz

Rofl I was about to quote that, caboose.

Heres an old Grif quote from RvB: BG Chronicles. I'll recite it best I can...

Simmons - "Bats don't make a dripping sound. Thats water."
Grif - "Bat Water!"

no......remmeber lopez is with the evil doc? oh wait i think he was left at zanzabar because that is the last time you hear of him lolz

SARGE WAS TALKING TO LOPEZ!

lol......but then again lopez is just a head remember?!?!?! church is in lopez's body and lopez is just a talking helmet.

lol......but then again lopez is just a head remember?!?!?! church is in lopez's body and lopez is just a talking helmet.

He must've been rebuilt because he was a whole body there.

I so wanna meet Sister in real life. Think of how easy it'd be to take advantage of her? :D

Rofl.. seriously. Like Doc and Sister.

"Nothing wrong with hard nipples."

"DID YOU MISS ME?"

"FUCK! I MISSED HIM!"

"I KNEW YOU DID!"

Haha great moment too.

Sarge-

"Aww, thats just blood loss! You'll make more blood... you just need some orange juice!"

Andy-

"Hey Tex, when you walk away I can see where you tucked it!"

tex- "i made you out of some spare electronic parts from computer systems and upgrades"

andy-"yeah, along with some 'personal' electronics"

tex-"*erherm* uhh. yeeeeah. *cough*"

(if you didnt get that pun......imagine.....girl......electronic...personal........ what do all girls own that is personal and electronic? lol you'll ge

One of the best RVB quotes, on Episode 100:

"I am Caboose, the vehicle destroyer!" -

It was alright... Everyone thinks Caboose is the best but I disagree heh.
I like this one better:
"Hey Caboose! Come out you fuckstick!"

or

"Simmons, get off that gun!"
"NOOO!"
"What did you say to me!?"
"NOOOO!! How do you like that!? NOOOOO!"
"Well, now that you ask, I don't like it at all!"

or

"Hey, whats wrong with Simmon's voice?"
"Nothing. Why does something have to be wrong with my voice, maybe somethings wrong with your voice! Ever think about that, Cocksucker!?"

Last one

"Simmons is getting a promotion!"

Another Ep 100 quote:

"Now I will take over the world and make everyone kiss MY ass! HA-HAHA!"

hay will church ever get good with the sniper???

i just saw chapter 7. want that funny...except when caboose backs away from washington's fire range lol. and when washington said "yeah i said caboose did it. aparently they have a control that keeps track of caboose's kills" and the caboose says "control F U" lol

i just saw chapter 7. want that funny...except when caboose backs away from washington's fire range lol. and when washington said "yeah i said caboose did it. aparently they have a control that keeps track of caboose's kills" and the caboose says "control F U" lol

yea i just saw chapter 7 :D ... and when they said that about caboose... that shit was hillarious :)

lol i pressed ALT F U to see what happened....nothing happened.

Church is my favorite character.

"Okay guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, and, our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base... right now! So I really... really... REALLY don't have time for this horseshit right now!"

Grif:.............. uhh.... what was that part about the pregnant guy?

Church: He's not pregnant! That's impossible.

Andy: Yeah, unless the alien impregnated him! Because that's what they do! They infect a host with a parasitic embryo!..................... but... you already knew that, right?............... Right?

Church: What!? NO! Why didn't you tell us that could happen?

Andy: Umm..... I mean... an alien baby you say? I... am as shocked... as you are...

Caboose(radio): Come in Church come in!

Church: Caboose!? What did I tell you, man?! Never use the radio while O'mally's here!

Caboose: Uhh... that's one of the reasons I called, the reds already used their radio, and Omally is gone...

Church: Ohhhhh my god!

Alien baby is born

Church: What... was that?

Caboose: That's another reason I called, Tucker has a gross alien baby.

Church: Ugh, hold on, I'll be right there. Shiela, if anyone moves; shoot them.

Church runs off

Donut: A baby? I wanna see!

Sarge: Donut! Get back here and wait for the ship!

Donut: But sarge, the ship's coming all the way from earth! That means it could take months for it to come, or days, or even years!

The ship crashes on Donut.

Simmons:...........Ship's here.

Grif:...........Shotgun!

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that Church has super-high blood pressure from his constant anger and stress...

I also like his answering machine: "Hey, the douchebag you just called? He's here... but he's streaming through all his calls right now. So you can leave a message and see if he deems you important enough to call back but... I wouldn't get my hopes up..."

And Tucker's:

"Can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message if you're a hot chick. If you're not a hot chick, but know some hot chicks, leave THEIR name and number and I'll call THEM back. I'll tell them that ugly sent me. And... if you're a dude: How the hell did you get my number?"

Lol. Yea I like Church and Grif. Grif just because he's a lazy ass hole.

Simmons: Grif, if theres one thing I've learned in working with you, its that there's always margin for error.

Grif: Har har, look who's sooo smart. Its pronounced MARGARINE, dumbass.

or that scene with all of the xbpox live mtaches of ctf with the stupid little kids...lol

*boom* "you camping noob!"
"it's a lagitimate strategy!!!"

and when caboose gets angry and kills everything lol.

I liked the Blue team's talk after encountering the alien.

Church: Damn, I would've been able to take it down if I'd have hit it a few more times...

Tucker: A few more tiems? How about one time?

Church: I think I hit it at least once...

Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall...

Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards!

Tex: This is a long range weapon, if I'm going to hit anything with this, I'm going to need some distance.

Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting the alien from? The fucking moon?

Tex: Okay... we get it.

Tucker: If you went any farther back, you would have had to MAIL him the bullets!

Right after that part lol:

Everyone: Church, what happened to your body?
Caboose: What happened to some..body...

Washington: Caboose.... that was the worst throw... of all time.

Caboose: It wasn't my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

All I want to say is that im glad Rooster Teeth is bringing it back

And I love all the characters but I must say that in my point of view church makes the show

grif: o my god

sarge: or my personal favorti... u just got sarge hahaha classic

Church reminds me a lot of myself. Even his relationship with Tex reminds me of my relationship with my Ex.

i dont get it =|

Yea Church pwns. (person, not the place)

Another funny quote:

Grif: WEEEEEEE!!!!
Donut: Did you hear that!? It sounds like they're having fun in there!
Sarge: Clearly Grif has become so stupid, he's mixed up the yells for pain and happiness! Simmons must be doing absolutely diabolical things to him! Let's give him a few hours, see if he escapes on his own.
Grif: "Simmons I'm having a blast going in and out of your hole!
Simmons: "Grif just stay down there like your told!"

Just remembered another one. Rofl

Andy: Look guys, if you want me to translate for ya, you can't keep asking me every four seconds, "What's he sayin' now Andy, what's he sayin' now?!" I'm gonna tell you what he's sayin', that's my freakin' job!
Caboose: That's what he said? That's a weird thing to say. Uh, tell him I said okay, I will not ask any, more of uh... that and also, no.

Grif: You know, Simmons, you aren't a really good hostage taker. My last time in the joint was MUCH scarier. You haven't even yelled at me one time!

Simmons: Why would I be yelling at you? You're doing everything right. I think yelling should be reserved for the most critical of situations. LIKE WHEN SOMEONE DRINKS THE MILK OUT OF THE CARTON!

Grif: Come on, Simmons I'm a prisoner! You should be jabbing me in the back with your gun and saying "get going scum!"

Simmons: Move it!

Grif: Louder!

Simmons: Move it, soldier!

Grif: Yeah, that's it!

Simmons: I said move!

Grif: Okay, seriously, that hurts.

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Next episode

Grif:Man, these people REALLY like blue lights... I mean, I know this is blue base and all but come one... you don't have to beat yourself in the head with it...

Simmons: Get in the hole.

Grif: You guys have a hole? Wow, I take back everything I said about this place. This is MUCH creepier than my last time in the joint.

Simmons: Move it!

Grif: Dude, if you keep doing that; this is going to get REALLY old, REALLY fast.

Simmons: I said IN THE HOLE!

WHACK

Grif: OW!!!

Simmons: Who's the bad hostage taker now, bitch!?

Grif comes up the lift.

Grif: Um, I think I found a design plan in your hole...

Simmons: What? Get back down there!

WHACK

Grif: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Look I came up backwards this time!

Simmons: You're supposed to... YOUR'RE THE PRISONER, STAY DOWN THERE!

"What in Sam Hill? What kinda' told ya that? I'll kick him in his kringle! I'll punch him in his holly bush! I'm gonna rip off his partridge and kick him in the pear tree!" -Sarge, Holidays PSA

vkx you got it wrong.... when grif ocmes up the lift he says "i think i found a flaw in your design"

i only remember that because it was sooo funny lol.

hay i was wondering what ever happen to jr. ????

tucker must miss him.......... where is tucker!!!! is tucker playing washington?

tucker must miss him.......... where is tucker!!!! is tucker playing washington?


i bet trucker miss him a lot.... im i cant wait for next episode :confused:

tucker must miss him.......... where is tucker!!!! is tucker playing washington?

I think he must be. I was wondering the same thing. :(

wow, i never thought my thread woud become so popular...
anyways, if you want to download the videos for FREE of roosterteeth.com, download realplayer and enable .flv downloading so you can download it straight off the website.

Whats PSA and does anyone know where to get the Where are they Now? episode because its not on youtube.

i see

wat do see???

wat do see???

Dead people mostly... and a little bit of Sean Connery. ;)

Dead people mostly... and a little bit of Sean Connery. ;)
hahahahahh :eek:

hahahahahh :eek:

I know. Sean Connery. Awesome right? :D

yea he is awsome :cool:

He's Indianna Jones's dad for god's sake! Not to mention James Bond.

Oh right this is a RvB forum...

Uuhhhh...

Griff sux and Simmons is a kissass. :D

lol i like the PSA with the new halo 3 maps.

caboose: "i made two bases! a base for the RED team. and a base for the GOOD team!"

so true man. BLUE FOR LIFE!!!

Why wont anyone tell me what psa is?

wait is tex andy and jr. are still alive¿¿¿

It's a mystery...

I think most of the PSAs are on the DVDs... thats where I got most of em.

Tucker: Okay... we... are getting... a trans-la-tor... so that we... can talk... to each....other...

Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak english, speaking slowly isn't going to help.

Tucker: What? I was talking to Caboose!

Church: Oh...

Caboose: I don't understand! Tucker are you cold? Do you need a blanket? Are you hungry? Do you want a hotdog? Tucker, do you want some hotdogs in a blanket?

Tucker: What? Caboose, no I don't want a hot dog, I'm not hungry, and if you put mustard in my fucking sheets again I'm gonna kill you!

lol yeah remember that. soo funny!!! XD!!!

Tucker: Hey CHUUUUUUUUUUUUURCH! CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! HEY CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURCH!
Church: I'm right behind you dumbass.
Tucker: Oh. Do you have a knife?
Church: No, that's a weapon, ask Tex.
Tucker: I did, but she said she had stuff to deal with. Girl stuff I think.
Church: Like what?
Tucker: I don't know. I stopped asking questions at girl stuff.
Church: What do you need a knife for anyway?
Tucker: We're going to teach the alien english!
Church: That's never going to work.
Tucker: People learn english all the time, it aren't that hard!
Church: Why don't you try learning HIS language instead?
Tucker: Fuck that! We got here first, and that makes us a colony, those are the rules dude, earth colony earth language.
Church: Tucker, there's THOUSANDS of languages spoken on earth!
Tucker: Yeah, but only one that kicks ass. And that's the one we're teaching! English 101: Remedial Kickass!
Church: This is not going to work.
Tucker: Yeah it is, we got visual aides and everything!
Church: Hey how did you make that sign anywayj
Tucker: It turns out Caboose's gun didn't have any bullets; it was loaed with crayons! I just need to cut one of these things. Do you have a knife?
Church: If you need to cut them so badly, why don't you use your big sword?
Tucker: Oh right......... duh.
(Tucker takes out his sword)
Alien: Blarg?
(He sees the sword)
Alien: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRG!
(Starts beating the crap out of Tucker)
Tucker: OW WHAT THE FUCK AH!
Church: Man tucker! Either that alien really hates that sword, or he really hates you!
Tucker: GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Church: Wait, this might be a good chance to evaluate how these things fight! Now hold stil................... for science.
Tucker: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!

lol yeaaaaaaaaah...

*big fight scene episode 100*

sister: *gets ran over with a ghost* i can't believe you hit a girl!!!
doughnut: whatever bitch! meeeeeeow!
caboose: running running running!!
doughnut: time to pound some caboose! wooheeeew!
caboose *takes rocket launcher and blows the ghost up*
doughnut: *goes flying away* son of a bitch!
caboose: I MADE IT! I SURVIVED! I AM THE GREATEST! I AM CABOOSE! THE VEHICLE SLAYER! *wrecked ghost srops on him* son of a bitch.

From the Go Go Gadget PSA:

Caboose: "Someone help me! I lost my gas-powered, Internet-enabled blow dryer! I have a lot of moistness and I need to demoist it! Also, I need to do it while I am webpaging about moistness."
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Sarge: "Once again you boneheads have screwed everything up!"

Simmons: "Sarge, did you just skate in here on a pair of robot vacuums?"

Sarge: "Don't be ridiculous, Simmons. These are robot vacuum smartphones! You see, today's answer to the overabundance of technology isn't fewer useless gadgets, it's more useless features, and less usable gadgets!"

Simmons: "What?"

Sarge: "And of course it plays MP3's! Everything's gotta play MP3's, except your MP3 player, because it now plays MP4's, because everyone knows MP3's are a dead technology!"
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Sarge: "Nonsense numnuts! Being released to the public is what makes technology obsolete! The only way to stay ahead of the curve is to invest in products that don't exist, and hopefully never will, like the iPlunger, or the Nintendonut!"

Simmons: "Or the Simmons 2.5 upgrade."

Sarge: "C'mon, that's just vaporware, and you know it! Anyway, everyone knows that this year's Blu-Ray is gonna be Red-Ray! Heh-heh."

Grif: "What about HD DVD?"

Sarge: "Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy, so it's being replaced with HHD DVVDD BVD!"

Doc: "You gave him CPR for a headshot wound? Sounds like acceptable treatment to me."
Griff: "That's what I said!"

heheheh. doc is such an idiot. ut funny......and sister is an extremely hot whore........... but isn't that a GOOD thing? lol. remember when they were in the caves and looking at the computer and they thought the blues killed sister...and when griff was crying and saying on how proud he was of her and that he should have been a better brother and stuff when simmons yells "she's naked!!!!" and then griff yells "you fucking whore!!! what was the first thing i always told you?!?! dont embarrass the family!!!" and then simmons waits by the computer waiting for more naked girls to show up lol.

god i loved that part.

Yeah. I like the parts with Doc/Omally and Lopez. :D

Omally: "This army has a no-fool descrimination clause!"
Doc: "I like that this has a no-fool descrimination clause! It shows evolvement!"
Omally: "Shutup you fool!"

Yeah. I like the parts with Doc/Omally and Lopez. :D

Omally: "This army has a no-fool descrimination clause!"
Doc: "I like that this has a no-fool descrimination clause! It shows evolvement!"
Omally: "Shutup you fool!"

Omally: Lopez, do you see anything?

Lopez: Nothing much. Just like always. Man, this place sucks.

Omally: (runs in front of the blue base) Hmm... it's quiet.... too quiet.
(Sniper bullet zooms past his head)
Omally: Hmm... now it appears too loud.

Lopez: I see someone now. I think he has a gun.

Omally: I see that now, thank you for keeping us updated!

Omally: Lopez, do you see anything?

Lopez: Nothing much. Just like always. Man, this place sucks.

Omally: (runs in front of the blue base) Hmm... it's quiet.... too quiet.
(Sniper bullet zooms past his head)
Omally: Hmm... now it appears too loud.

Lopez: I see someone now. I think he has a gun.

Omally: I see that now, thank you for keeping us updated!

Hahaha yeah.

Omally: I think I liked it better when it was too quiet.

Simmons: Suck it blues! I mean red! Yeah, suck it blues! I mean red! Damn... this is harder than I thought...
Grif: Hey Simmons, what are you doing up there?
Simmons: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm attacking the blue base! I mean the red base! Fuck! You know what I mean!
Grif: Killing our own team, huh? That's cool... hey, listen how long do you expect this whole crazy thing to last?
Simmons: I'm not crazy, you just wouldn't listen to me when I told sarge about the tank!
Grif: I listened to you!
Simmons: You told Sarge there wasn't a tank! THERE IT IS! It's a tank!
Grif: Ooooooooooooohhh! You said LISTEN to you, not agree with you! Yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny. But now Donut's my manager and all, every thing kind of sucks now...
Simmons: Well too bad because this is what you get now you dumb blue bitch! Red bitch! Fuck! You know what I mean!
(Shiela fires at the red base again)
Sarge: Great sodium cloride, there goes the chemestry set!
Grif: Well, I don't think killing Sarge is much of a punsihment for mee... just come back to the base! I'll let you boss me around again!
Simmons: I don't know, it sounds like you're just telling me what I want to hear!
Grif: I am! See? Just like old times!
Simmons: Will you help me clean my armor?
Grif: How about I PROMISE to help you clean it, but then just convince Donut to do it later?
Simmons: Ahh, good ol' Grif!
Sarge: Simmons? What in sams hell are you doing!?
Simmons: Don't worry Sarge, we--
Sarge: Now I can see that you're going crazy and seeing imaginary tanks...
Simmons: The tank is RIGHT THERE for the love of god!
Sarge: And I can obviously see why you would attack your own base...
Simmons: You CAN!?
Sarge: But painting yourself blue!? Dear god man, don't ya have any shame at all!?
Grif: Sarge, I'll also have you know that he missed a couple of spots!
Sarge: Grif!? What are YOU doing!? At leas Simmons has the decency to form a mutinous plan!
Simmons: Thank you sir! I mean... suck it blue! GOD DAMN IT I MEAN RED!
Sarge: But you've made a slopful idiot of yourself! Treason takes effort! I never expected this from you...
Grif: Oh up yours!
Sarge: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Grif: Up yours SIR!
Sarge: That's better!

Donut always just annoyed me... I never found him funny at all until the ship killed him.

He was KINDA funny when he was "captured" by Simmons when he was a blue.

Simmons: Okay Donut, Church doesn't know that I'm really a red, so just pretend that you don't know who I am.
Donut: But I DON'T know who you are.
Simmons: Yeah, just like that.
Donut: Seriously. I have NO idea who you are!
Simmons: Shhh, enough practice, he's coming.
Donut: Does that men you're NOT going to tell me who you are?
Simmons: Okay, that's a little too much, nobody's going to buy that.
(Church comes in with the unconscious Sarge)
Church: You know I could have used your help, new guy, thanks...
Simmons(deeper voice): I was just securing this prisoner, which is odd considering I have never met him before.
Church: How is that odd?
Simmons:...........I don't know.
Church: And why are you discuising your voice?
Simmons(normal voice): I was just discuising it so that the prisoner wouldn't know who I am.
Donut: What?
Simmons: But it worked because he DOESN'T know who I am now... Do you prisoner?
Donut: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. no?
Simmons: Right. *whispers* Great job, Donut!
Donut: Wait, is this some REALLY wierd form of torture!?

Who does the voice of Caboose? And is it pure or is it edited?

lol yeaaaah. im going to go check and see if they came out with a new chapter at roosterteeth.

The chapters come every monday, Caboose. Just thought I should tell you that.

no.........they used to come every eweekend.. but i guess the last one took too long and they released it on monday....damn lol

I just check in randomly each week lawl. ;)

no.........they used to come every eweekend.. but i guess the last one took too long and they released it on monday....damn lol

They released Blood Gulch Chronicles on weekends. Burnie announced that they're trying to make it so that the chapters come out on mondays. But sometimes it takes longer than expected...

Tex: Look! A bunch of hot chicks!
Tucker: No way, I'm not falling for that.
Tex: Ooooh they're taking off their clothes
Tucker: Ok, I don't care that's so worth it. *Turns around*
Tex: *Wacks him in the back of the head*

Tucker: Its all a conspiracy! Red and Blue are the same!
Simmons: The government put a chip in my brain..
Grif: They put fluoride in my water!
Donut: We never landed on the sun. AHH!

Sarge: What animal has tusks?
Griff: A walruss
Sarge: I told you to stop making up animals!
*Later*
Sarge: So unless anyone has any other make-believe names... Griff?
Griff: I'm good.
Sarge: Are you sure? What a about big foot?
Griff: No no, I'm fine.
Sarge: The unicorn?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Griff: Don't help him...
Sarge: Simmons, what's that mexican goat eater?
Simmons: The chupa-cabra sir.

:D

i like all of the RVB easter eggs in halo...... in halo 3 the warthog tires have "puma" printed on them....the campaigne RVB easter egg. and other stuff lol

i like all of the RVB easter eggs in halo...... in halo 3 the warthog tires have "puma" printed on them....the campaigne RVB easter egg. and other stuff lol

I never found the campaign Easter Egg. I went to the spot but no one was there.

that means that geoff and gang don't like you lol

Lol, check out the newest Comic at RvB.com:

http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20080719RT0302.jpg

hahahahahahahah.... sprinkles

That's f*cking batman!!!!!! :eek:

yeah i read it the day it came out. and looks like ill chekc the site again in 2 days and see if the new RVB chapter is up. this can now be used to post pictured from the site OR if possible share the videos.

If you live in the UK, then the reconstruction episodes come out on tuesdays, cuz of the time differences.

Hahaha I loved Ep. 8 when I heard the Red Team radio playing I was like "FUCK YEAH! THE RED TEAM!" :D

church: i got it !!! yesss did u c that, what a shot I`m awsome !!!!!!!

washington: it only counts if u call it

church: O bullshit dude !!!

What are those weird things aroung Delta at the end of chapter 8?

And this is the new comic on the rvb website LOL!!!

So many levels of Gross
I really, really wish today's comic was not 100% accurate (as it's gross on so many levels), but unfortunately it's true. I'm just glad I called in sick that day. Hey btw. The San Diego Comic Con is tomorrow, and as Gus recently posted, we will be there. Check us out at booth 1231, located conveniently next to your friendly neighborhood Penny Arcade dudes.http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20080722RT0303.jpg

What are those weird things aroung Delta at the end of chapter 8?

And this is the new comic on the rvb website LOL!!!

So many levels of Gross
I really, really wish today's comic was not 100% accurate (as it's gross on so many levels), but unfortunately it's true. I'm just glad I called in sick that day. Hey btw. The San Diego Comic Con is tomorrow, and as Gus recently posted, we will be there. Check us out at booth 1231, located conveniently next to your friendly neighborhood Penny Arcade dudes.http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20080722RT0303.jpgObviously, those things next to delta are the other AIs that the Meta harvested.

"Join us, Delta."

yo i wonder how crazy is the meta having all those AIs

"suck It Blues! I Mean Reds!"

the reds are stupid.......lol they messed up trying to do something important.

anyway........

what the hell happened to caboose? im thinking he laid down and tried to hit the meta when it thought he died..... i hope.

My guess is that he tripped...

the reds are stupid.......lol they messed up trying to do something important.

anyway........

what the hell happened to caboose? im thinking he laid down and tried to hit the meta when it thought he died..... i hope.

Caboose: "I'm just going to stop standing now..." *Passes out from blood loss* :D

yeah lol...but that was creepy with all of the A.I.'s saying "join us delta. we miss you delta" ......it was abit freaky

yeah lol...but that was creepy with all of the A.I.'s saying "join us delta. we miss you delta" ......it was abit freaky

I dunno. I think the creepyness was overall ruined for the rest of the episode by the warthog's radio. ;)

Sarge: Grif! You destroyed the radio!
Grif: GOOD!

Simmons: "SHOTGUN!"
Griff: "I outrank you, get in the back."
Sarge: "Tell your Sergeant I'm taking these two with me."
Red: "You're taking our Sergeant."
Sarge: "What? I can't hear you! Engine's too loud." *Drives away*

Episode 9 was awesome. Lol.

yea that was funny... that griff will become a sergeant, who saw that coming :D...

Were the AIs saying stuff? wow, never caught that...

But the PSA was sooooooooo annoying,but funny. A cliffhanger and then a PSA...

yea that true.... damn u cliffhanger, but i wonder wat going to happen to happen to caboose????? :eek:

yea that was funny... that griff will become a sergeant, who saw that coming :D...

Griff: "I don't think he's physically possible of comprehending that." :D

I know. It was hilarious though. They were being executed because Griff sold the blues their ammo supplies. Lawl. Classic Griff.

Ugh... First a cliffhanger, then a PSA, then a Filler episode! Come on RoosterTeeth! You're getting sloppy! When my favorite storywriters/voice actors get sloppy, I KILL THEM!

Ugh... First a cliffhanger, then a PSA, then a Filler episode! Come on RoosterTeeth! You're getting sloppy! When my favorite storywriters/voice actors get sloppy, I KILL THEM!

Dude this episode was hilarious.

Not really. I expected half the stuff that happened...

lol griff was appointed saregeant and then his own men decided to execute him!!!! XD

lol griff was appointed saregeant and then his own men decided to execute him!!!! XD

I wasn't too shocked about that but I still thought it was funny. :) It's about time Red Team kills its own people.

everybody knows reds can't sustain within a closed perimeter of themselvred because thier hatred towards eachother otherwise they would kill one another.... but still he sold the ammo to the blues!!!! and it IS ironic on how they were going to shoot them because they had no ammo!!! X)

everybody knows reds can't sustain within a closed perimeter of themselvred because thier hatred towards eachother otherwise they would kill one another.... but still he sold the ammo to the blues!!!! and it IS ironic on how they were going to shoot them because they had no ammo!!! X)

LOL! I like at the end when a soldier comes out and he's like "Sir all the blues are dead."

yeah i didn't get that........ other than caboose did it or the meta did it or the reds actually did something lol

yeah i didn't get that........ other than caboose did it or the meta did it or the reds actually did something lol

Lol I like the caboose plan. ;)

yeah. but what happened to caboose!?!?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! i can't survive unless my mentor is o.k.!!!

I've got a hunch that The Meta has the Alpha AI and is trying to get all of the other copies, and since all the AIs are obsessed with the Alpha, Delta did something to Caboose so that he can be near the Alpha... just my guess...

either that or.......or MAYBE!!! maybe the meta believes the other A.I.s werent COPIED from he first ultimate A.I., but maybe he thinks that they are parts of the alpha and if he owned them all they would either combine to become the alpha or he thinks owning them all is just like having the alpha............. either that or they (combined) can lead him to the alpha.

either that or.......or MAYBE!!! maybe the meta believes the other A.I.s werent COPIED from he first ultimate A.I., but maybe he thinks that they are parts of the alpha and if he owned them all they would either combine to become the alpha or he thinks owning them all is just like having the alpha............. either that or they (combined) can lead him to the alpha.


We're talking about Red Vs Blue here, not Dragon Ball Z... :D

wow. i wasn't thinking of that. but anyway it DOES make sense, they were MADE from the alpha so maybe he wants the alpha so hes going to try to collect all of them and then use a mahcine to combine them all back into alpha. or they could tell him where to FIND the alpha since they all know different things about it. it's like collecting pieces of a map, every AI could hold the knowledge on where to go to find the alpha.

We're talking about Red Vs Blue here, not Dragon Ball Z... :DOVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

Sorry.

Anyways, the new RvB was great. The execution was just tops.

They better continue with the main storyline next episode... or else :D

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

Sorry.

Anyways, the new RvB was great. The execution was just tops.

"Vegeta! What's the scouter say about his *Boop*"
"Urrrrgh it's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

Man I hope the next episode is on track. :D Last ep was good but I'm ready to return to the story.

"Vegeta! What's the scouter say about his *Boop*"
"Urrrrgh it's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

"WHAT!?!?!? NINE THOUSAND!?!??!"

*Crushes scouter*

i need my mentor to live otherwise I would have to take his place!!! eep!

Vageta: I've learned one thing during my absance... I'VE LEARNED TO HIDE MY POWER!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"TWENTY............ FOUR............ THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, I want the story to continue. I've waited long enough...

How many chapters do you think their will be in the reconstruction series?

i'd say..... 33 or 34 because they had 3 or 4 series and 100 episodes (not including PSAs) so they might keep it that way.

i'd say..... 33 or 34 because they had 3 or 4 series and 100 episodes (not including PSAs) so they might keep it that way.

XD I love RvB.

i've seen every episode and PSA. i LOVE RVB rofl

yea rvb is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

During school i watched every episode of RvB i'd get home from, school and never leave my room until dinner time, perfect combination, red vs blue and tacos.

hell yeah lol

During school i watched every episode of RvB i'd get home from, school and never leave my room until dinner time, perfect combination, red vs blue and tacos.
Dude, rvb is good but you seriously have issues...

i used to watch any time i could. now im waiting for the new episodes lol

lol yeah, waiting is so boring!

i know. i guess i'm spoiled since most episodes were up to like ep. 70 when i first got hooked and watched every episode until i caught up (god what a week THAT was!!!) and then i waited for the new episodes. now im more patient lol.

oh and BTW they were at the san diego comicon this year and i died when i couldnt get in!!!!! but hopefully when i buy tickets for next year they will come back

During school i watched every episode of RvB i'd get home from, school and never leave my room until dinner time, perfect combination, red vs blue and tacos.




ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tacos :)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH WHY IS EVERONE ON ABOUT TACOS?! FIRST HALO CE NOW HERE!!!. Anyways, I watched the entire Blood Gulch Chronicles in a week, when I heard about the new series.

tacos are the bomb man! tacos rule!!!

ZOMG chapter 10 was good, but it felt like it was a 'filling in' episode to chew up the episode counts.

Wash: The vitals say he's hurt but still alive.
Church: *Fires* How about now?
Wash: Stop that! And you missed.
Church: FUCK! Sun was in my eyes.

hahaha

you dont think the reds are working with the meta do you?

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!! *warthog thrown after him*

no.


why couldnt have it been longer!!!

hahaha

you dont think the reds are working with the meta do you?

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!! *warthog thrown after him*

no.


why couldnt have it been longer!!!

I know. :(

Church: "Testing testing 12-- HOLY SHIT! IT DOES WORK! This is awesome!"

i lol'd hard on that one heheheh

i lol'd hard on that one heheheh

My favorite is still from like the first Reconstruction ep. where the computer goes "I think the term expert would be too complementary in this case." :D

hehehe. he picked up the warthog and griff is all like "oh that's a dcool trick where'd............you...........learn.....how ..........to.........do...................................th-"

then after a little talk sequence between church and washington you see griff running and then a warthog gets thrown at him hahahahhahahahahaaaaaaa!

i wish it oculd be longer. its just another short filler thats with the storyline

Washington: I am Agent Washington! I am on a top secret mission... from command!

Church: AND I AM THE VOICE OF GOD! HEED MY WORDS AND JOIN THE BLUE TEAM--

Washington: (Punches Church): Stop doing that!
_______________________________

Washington: Where's Caboose? THere he is. I see him, let me check his vitals...

Church: You can do that?

Washington: Yeah, special armor permutation that tells me the vital signs of my allies.............. it doesn't work on you though......

Church: Oh... well.... I'm sure there's a totally... logical explination for that...

hehehe. he picked up the warthog and griff is all like "oh that's a dcool trick where'd............you...........learn.....how ..........to.........do...................................th-"

then after a little talk sequence between church and washington you see griff running and then a warthog gets thrown at him hahahahhahahahahaaaaaaa!

i wish it oculd be longer. its just another short filler thats with the storyline

Yeah. It was still great though. :)

yep. but what the hell did caboose do!?!?!? i mean the meta didnt even touhc him and he was laying on the ground injured when the meta first came to him!!

Soneone said earlier that Delta might have deliberately knocked him out so that he could get to the alpha or something. Theres also someone in active camo moving away from the scene when the meta comes over which MIGHT be tex.

Soneone said earlier that Delta might have deliberately knocked him out so that he could get to the alpha or something. Theres also someone in active camo moving away from the scene when the meta comes over which MIGHT be tex.

I want Tex to be back...

yeah....they didn't DISTICTIVELY say that tex died in that crash, just that the blues took everything to the base and they all killed echother. so she might have lived.

I want Tex to be back...

Oh HN, You and your obsession with attractive women in high tech Spartan armor...

heheh. kids these days. thinking somebody is hot because of thier voice........... i like sister lol.
remember?

griff: sorry we couldn't find anymore aliens for you to fuck
church: oh don't worry, we'll just fuck THIS one
sister: WEEWHEEW!!!

i laughed soo hard at that.

Oh HN, You and your obsession with attractive women in high tech Spartan armor...

Shuddup! Post more often and get on Yahoo. :mad:

It's not just chicks in Spartan armor. Pretty much every video game I've ever played. Then we go onto real life with movie stars, models, various people I'll never meet, and then my small group of friends who don't hold any appeal to me. ;)

still sister is awesome hahahaha.....and aparently as the series says she's hot....... remember the "physicle" doc gave her?

"wow you are in GREAT shape!"
"yeah know."
"oh and you're flexable too! i stil ldont know how that bucket of babyoil got on that top shelf"
"yeah it's ok, it's so hard to squeeze these puppies into that tight armor"

lol then you saw tucker eavesdropping

still sister is awesome hahahaha.....and aparently as the series says she's hot....... remember the "physicle" doc gave her?

"wow you are in GREAT shape!"
"yeah know."
"oh and you're flexable too! i stil ldont know how that bucket of babyoil got on that top shelf"
"yeah it's ok, it's so hard to squeeze these puppies into that tight armor"

lol then you saw tucker eavesdropping

That was hilarious. Sister is so insanely oblivious to the perverted acts of males. :)

LOL. I remember.

Doc: You're new? That means I have to give you your full physical examination!

Sister: Okay.

Tucker: What? Physical examination?

Doc: Where do you want the appointment? At the base, or is there any other place that you'd feel comfortable with me examining your naked body?

Sister: Nah, the base is cool...

*They leave*

Tucker:...................................... What the fuck just happened!?

LOL. I remember.

Doc: You're new? That means I have to give you your full physical examination!

Sister: Okay.

Tucker: What? Physical examination?

Doc: Where do you want the appointment? At the base, or is there any other place that you'd feel comfortable with me examining your naked body?

Sister: Nah, the base is cool...

*They leave*

Tucker:...................................... What the fuck just happened!?

Being a doctor is gooooood.
:D

he's TOO professional. especially when she is willing to screw ANYBODY.

lol remember this:

tucker: hey uhm...you need any help in there?
doc: no it's cool! just a standard precedure!
sister: is somebody watching us!?!?! yesssssssss hot!

hahaha. i love sister lol

Or when Tex comes back and starts shooting at everyone?

Sister: He's shooting at us!...... That's kinda hot!

Tucker: Tex is a GIRL, Sister!

Sister: Oh, SHE'S shooting at us! That's kinda hot!

Yea sister is such a dits.

Couple other funny quotes:

Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah? And, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about, then. You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.

_______________________________________

Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on...
Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.

_________________________________________

Grif: Sorry, there weren't any more aliens for you guys to fuck!
Tucker: That's okay, we can still fuck this one!
Sister: Woo-hoo!

Sarge: I vowed not to leave this canyon until I've killed every one of those blues... and there is! One blue!

Wash: Ok, why don't you go get her? It wouldn't be that hard.

Sarge: That's the problem! I can't attack a woman! So we're locked in an epic stalemate. Meanwhile she's schemeing. I can hear her running training ops every night with their glow-sticks and tribal drum beats. "Bum chika bum chika bum chika bum"

Blood Gulch Chronicles > Reconstruction.

So hard.

No way, Blood Gulch Chronicles < Reconstruction

That's a rough question. Personally I have to say BGC because of Sarge's hilarious comments when the warthog is about to kill him. :)

i agree with tpbm (i know what thread this is duh) because reconstruction is epic and cool.but bloodgulch is right on it's ass. i loved that series soooooo much!

i agree with tpbm (i know what thread this is duh) because reconstruction is epic and cool.but bloodgulch is right on it's ass. i loved that series soooooo much!

Lol I liked Butch Flowers. :D

dude. you knowwhen he came bakc to life and he was still nice...... but had that evil slur in his voice that wads ll evil? that scared me sooo much.... oh and remember " what do you mean a blue is helping him? all the blue are here and my body is untouched!!!" i knew instantly i was all like "flowers!!!!" dear lord flowers is scary when he is a newly risen corpse.

dude. you knowwhen he came bakc to life and he was still nice...... but had that evil slur in his voice that wads ll evil? that scared me sooo much.... oh and remember " what do you mean a blue is helping him? all the blue are here and my body is untouched!!!" i knew instantly i was all like "flowers!!!!" dear lord flowers is scary when he is a newly risen corpse.

Lol.

"Is red team still around? Those old rascals!"

lol yeah

He was so optimistic and yet he was the commander of Blue team.

Tucker: "I hope he doesn't want his armor back..."

relly...... i was scared.....and creeped out and horrified when i heard zombie flowers talk..........ughuhghugughu!!! it still freaks me out!

Geez, its a machimina for gods sake. Be a hero or whetever it says in your sig. I think hes funny in a weird way.

Geez, its a machimina for gods sake. Be a hero or whetever it says in your sig. I think hes funny in a weird way.

Lol yeah. :D He got nuthin' on Sarge though.

Flowers: That's funny. Because I have information on defeating the reds!

Tucker: You do?

Flowers: Yeah! And I was just going to tell you!...........................

Tucker: Why aren't you telling me?

Flowers:.....................I seem to be pausing for dramatic effect!.......................................

(Battle Rifle round kills Flowers)

Tucker:..............Good riddance! I wasn't going to give this armor back anyway!

Flowers: That's funny. Because I have information on defeating the reds!

Tucker: You do?

Flowers: Yeah! And I was just going to tell you!...........................

Tucker: Why aren't you telling me?

Flowers:.....................I seem to be pausing for dramatic effect!.......................................

(Battle Rifle round kills Flowers)

Tucker:..............Good riddance! I wasn't going to give this armor back anyway!

LOL! That was god damned hilarious. Totally predictable but I loved it nonetheless.
:D

Ep 11 is so much better than the last one, is really funny :D

Agent Washington in Caboose's Mind: Freelancer power Activate! lol

Church: You're inside the Meta!? Why don't you help us from the inside!?

Delta: When you find me... I may NOT want to help you...

My theory still stands...

Eh... it wasn't as funny as it could've been. I kinda wish that Doc would've made a comeback to heal caboose xD

I want Tucker to be back.

I want Tucker to be back.

My favorite Tucker quote was, "You mean the girl?"
Church: "How did you know?"
Caboose: "Tucker... has really good eyes."
Tucker: "I have to, I never get to use the fucking sniper rifle!"

I like the bow-chika-wow-wow thing at the end of ep 58.

O'Malley insulting himself in Spanish in 57 was funny as well :D

I like the bow-chika-wow-wow thing at the end of ep 58.

O'Malley insulting himself in Spanish in 57 was funny as well :D



yea that shit was funny :D

My fave char. Is Church. I feel so sry for him.
I've got a question, wat's your fave scene? If there's anything in that scene that influences your choice, plz say so.

Here's mine:
Caboose: What're they doin'?
Church: Just talkin'. That's what they were doing 5 minutes ago, and 5 minutes from NOW when you ask me AGAIN, they will STILL JUST BE TALKING.
*pause*
Caboose: So what're they talkin' about?

NUFF SAID!!!

Uh, that was Tucker, not Caboose

yeah dude. tucker said it. caboose was messin' with sheilah or something

Caboose hadn't been introduced into RvB yet, that was Episode 1.

ok thne. i didnt quite knwo what they were tlaking about since ive seen over 100 episodes and PSAs so i just assumed lol.

doc: church the birth was very successful!
church: what was all fo that screaming!?!?
doc: oh that was tucker. you couldnt even imagine the blood!
church: oh so what happened?
doc: tucker was spewing blood
church: is he dead?
dioc: oh no he's in a coma!

i got most of the dialouge part wrong. but you get the idea lol. i loved that quote

Omg, this is a new low in terms of grammar and spelling for Caboose...

Shiela: Do YOU know who the blues were fighting? (Aims at Simmons)

Simmons: Uhh... I think they were fighting ninjas...

Shiela: Are you sure? I think it was another army... I think they were a different color...

Simmons: No, it was defniatley ninjas...

Shiela: I don't think so.

Simmons: No wait, they were fighting pirates.

Shiela: Noooo...

Simmons: Yeah, monkeypirates... from... Uranus.

Shiela: I doubt that.

Simmons: They were going to russel up some cattle.

Shiela: Noooo..

Simmons: But the blues were gonna stop em.

Shiela: My logical data calculates that that is highly unlikley... and my bullshit meeter agrees.

i loved that one heheheheheh

Werent cowboys involved in that?

Ep 12 looks like its back on track, its really good :)

SORRY I BEEN GONE! :( I disappeared for a bit and then I bought a Zune so I've been uploading stuff all day.

Tucker: "You can't pick up chicks in a tank..."

OMG!! you got a zune! HOORAY!!!! I GOT ON TO!!! But the battery is dead. I should catch up on the RvB episdoes i missed....

Tucker: What are they doing?
Church: ...What?!
Tucker: I said, what are they doing now?
Church: God...damn! I've been so sick of answering that question--
Tucker: You have a fucking rifle; I can't see shit! Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and stand here!
Church: Okay, okay, look: They're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing--that's all they ever do-- is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me "what are they doing?", my answer's gonna be "they're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!".
Tucker: ... What are they talking about?
Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

SORRY I BEEN GONE! :( I disappeared for a bit and then I bought a Zune so I've been uploading stuff all day.

Tucker: "You can't pick up chicks in a tank..."
Yeah, that's what I'd be worried about if I was stranded in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteground. :p

OMG!! you got a zune! HOORAY!!!! I GOT ON TO!!! But the battery is dead. I should catch up on the RvB episdoes i missed....

Tucker: What are they doing?
Church: ...What?!
Tucker: I said, what are they doing now?
Church: God...damn! I've been so sick of answering that question--
Tucker: You have a fucking rifle; I can't see shit! Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and stand here!
Church: Okay, okay, look: They're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing--that's all they ever do-- is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me "what are they doing?", my answer's gonna be "they're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!".
Tucker: ... What are they talking about?
Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

So charge your battery.
:)

Yeah I had a few issues but now it's working perfectly.

im gonna check and see if chapter 12 is up yet.


edit............... holy damn!!! they're going to command!!!!

i wonder if tex is gonna show up to ruin everything lol.

im gonna check and see if chapter 12 is up yet.


edit............... holy damn!!! they're going to command!!!!

i wonder if tex is gonna show up to ruin everything lol.

Haven't watched it yet. :(

www.roosterteeth.com

they are the makers of the series and they always post the new vids whenever they make them.

i wonder if tucker is coming next couple chapters

hope so. but if he comes, chances are donut will come as well.

hope so. but if he comes, chances are donut will come as well.

Hahaha Donut. "I'm telling you it's not pink! It's a lightish red!"

Remember the Battle Creek Grunts? They were legend xD

hey with my last post..... i don't remember posting the web link. if i did then i dont remember. if it was a mod then thanks. help's put my point across

Remember when Sarge radioed command and command thot it was tucker?

I think Rooster Teeth's Comics are awesome :)

Ep 13 felt like a filler as well, but it was good!

Holy shit.

Anyone see chapter 16? Boom goes my theory.

Lol, I just saw it. Wow...wonder what will happen next...

ima go check RT for some comix and a new chapter.......... wish me luck!! ^-^

wonder if RT actually looked at you theory Vkx and though: 'damn! that guy nicked our storyline!!!' rofl. What was your theory? I've forgotten and I can't be bothered going through all these posts.

My theory was that the Meta already had the Alpha AI, and was collecting the "Copies" that were made from it. Remember when Wash said all the AIs wanted to see the Alpha? I guessed it was because it was a close to the pinnicle of their evolution as they could get. And the Alpha knew that. and was angry. So when it was implanted into a freelancer, it took over his body, killed the other freelancers, and took the AIs back, since technically they belonged to it. That would explain why Delta said that he might NOT want to be rescued by the Meta in the message he left Church. But after that Super Special Awsome plot twist, my theory got shot in the nuts and was decapitated.

my theory was basically correct!!!!

m theory was that all of the A.I.s were the alpha itself, but different parts of him and if all combined makes the aloha....... even though the alpha is apparently still existant, my theory still basically was correct.

but church!?!? why!?!? this messes with the whole dumbass people in canyon thing we were all used to!!! whyyyyy!!!!!! oh well. it makes a dmaned good story.

Yeeessss...your awesome theory which you made up at the very start of the series...

wow. i wasn't thinking of that. but anyway it DOES make sense, they were MADE from the alpha so maybe he wants the alpha so hes going to try to collect all of them and then use a mahcine to combine them all back into alpha. or they could tell him where to FIND the alpha since they all know different things about it. it's like collecting pieces of a map, every AI could hold the knowledge on where to go to find the alpha.

^..................... THIS was your theory, Caboose...

my intentions were the same. all of the A.I.s were part of the alpha. i was just wrong about the alpha being alive or not. but it wil ltake a mahcine or something to put the alpha back together into it's original state lol.

I'm thinking of making a RvB series using H3, which follows a different group of spartans, (and tucker's alien son) in Valhalla outpost 2.1.
Red Team:
James-----The leader of the Valhalla oupost for the red team, who idolizes Simmons.
Jason------The lazy sort of guy, who is always asking questions that everybody has the answer too.

Blue Team:
Mike---Leader, the guy who has to do everything himself
Sam----An american idol fan who has befriended Tucker's son.
Blarg---Tucker's son

Call it Blue vs Red.

I'm calling it Red vs Blue:The Next Generation

dont...........you..............dare lol.

just let the series die until oyu do that. make a few episode sripts and such/. so you just dont release one......but maybe 5 or 7 episodes at once so you can let people get the feel of the way your "next generation" is going. releasing one video will make people think your just a half-assed wanna-be RVB. so take some time to make afew ideas for the episodes and let RVB finish this last series (since they just basically seem to be making this series the last one)

...okay But I've got a good storyline for the 1st 3+ episodes. Want me to share?
Or make another topic?

:/ I'm not a huge fan of Reconstruction in comparison to BGC. BGC was more about being fucking hilarious and making no sense at all whereas Reconstruction has an actual plot. Sure Reconstruction is funny but it just seems a little bit less so after watching Blood Gulch Chronicles and building such high expectations of hilarity. :(

Maybe its like the Simpsons/Futurama thing. Your trying to compare things with different aims.

Maybe its like the Simpsons/Futurama thing. Your trying to compare things with different aims.

Maybe. I dunno. Reconstruction just doesn't appeal like RvB used to.

Futurama is like the Simpsons for people who know celebrity references. Family Guy is the in-between where even if you don't know the references there's usually a flashback that explains it or if it doesn't explain it is hilarious anyways.

Tucker Is Back!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Bow-chicka-bow-wow!!!

Maybe. I dunno. Reconstruction just doesn't appeal like RvB used to.

Futurama is like the Simpsons for people who know celebrity references. Family Guy is the in-between where even if you don't know the references there's usually a flashback that explains it or if it doesn't explain it is hilarious anyways.

Yu Gi: Are you telling me this show actually has a plot!?

Shadi: Oh no! You have angered the Dark Magitian!

i love the tucker scene!!


"we found what we were looking for, let's just say 'its under the sand!!!!!!!!" sweet.

That Columbus PSA was random...is it actually a national holiday?

Oh.
Your.
God.

The last chapter of Red Vs Blue: Reconstruction just raped my mind, bitch slapped it, got it pregnant, and convinced it to get an abortion.

Holy shit.

If you haven't seen the last episode. Do it now.

Seriously.

Do it.

I think that the twist with the Director was mind-blowing, naturally I'm not going to say what it is in case there are people who haven't seen it yet...

That was awesome...great series, wonder the next one will be?

i fell like caboose... i dont know whats going on!!!!! turns out it was church, who went inside agent maine, who was the alpha........ and washignton died, the director was to be arrested for his actions while making the freelancer programm........ but i turns out it was church who was the director....... OOOOOOOOOH!!!!

so the alph was made of the likeness of the director! and it assumed the director's name and lived it's life with the director's memories and such!!!!!!! cooool!

lol the ending "fireing EMP"

washington: "'EMP'!?!? oh you've gotta be fucking gitting m-" *everything explodes.

I'm not entirley sure that Washington's dead. It was an EMP, and EMPs only affect computers, and Washington, being a human, shouldn't die so quickly. I mean, the reds were caught in the EMP's radious, and thiey were just fine.

you don;t get it though!!! the ENP was made from a giant explosion that occured right next to him!

and he said "you think i expect to survive this?"

and the EMP was made to kill the AIs , and the explosion was meant to kill the meta and him when the AIs were dead...... so he wassacrificing himself to kill the meta and have revenge against the commissioner

I suppose.

Oh, and PS.

CHURCH IS BLACK! TAKE THAT YOU HONKEY MOTHA FUCKAS!

...sorry. Had an outburst there. But I'm back.

how is church black? the director has an old white-southerner accent!!!

Actually, Black people have been known to have soutehrn accents, and deep voices. Like the Director. And I think Burnie described him as a balled black guy. So THERE!