View Full Version : ps3 vs. girlfriend
Flood Hunter
06-06-2007, 12:40 AM
do you have a ps3? do you have a girlfriend? do you have both? watch this video and poest your thoughts on witch is better.
click haer to see movie (http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/672/PS3+vs+girlfriend/)
piggy
06-06-2007, 03:23 AM
1 girlfriend, 0 ps3, 1 x360 pro pack
Krieger
06-06-2007, 04:37 PM
No girlfriend and no PS3, but I bet somebody got his butt whooped by his girlfriend when she found that. If it were me, I'd take a girlfriend over a PS3 anyday.
piggy
06-06-2007, 09:12 PM
duh its only a stupid ps3
Krieger
06-06-2007, 10:22 PM
Exactly. The most it can do for you is play a video game or a movie. A girlfriend, however, is there to talk to, to love, to be with, and (at least with me) to make ya happy. Not much of a comparison if you ask me.
piggy
06-08-2007, 11:13 PM
and very stupid to compare to. ps3 is gay on my opinion and will stuff up afert 2-3 years....girlfriend, on the other hand, will last for ya whole life...see the difference?
AvidWriter117
06-10-2007, 08:32 PM
PS3's suck anyway...Its all about the Xbox360 :D
But yes, i would take my girlfriend over my xbox360...though she actually plays Halo with me ;)
Dark Energy
06-11-2007, 10:41 PM
Please, piggy, keep your crap off the forum. You should really play PS3, i'd bet you'd love it.
And totally, GF>PS3.
Bountyhunter05
06-12-2007, 02:14 AM
And totally, GF>PS3.
very much so...but ultimatley, GF+XB360=dream...thats real maths for you...
piggy
06-12-2007, 03:31 AM
Please, piggy, keep your crap off the forum. You should really play PS3, i'd bet you'd love it.
And totally, GF>PS3.
nah im an xbox player, i dont presonally like ps1/2/3
Krieger
06-25-2007, 10:01 AM
very much so...but ultimatley, GF+XB360=dream...thats real maths for you...
True, that's CLOSE to a dream in my mind. A true dream girl is one that would actually play WITH you! I'd be in shock if I found a girl that liked me, and video games, and, if we started dating, would actually play against me in a game instead of whining about me playing a game instead of paying attention to her. ::Looks off into space, dreamily::
halojunkie355
06-25-2007, 11:24 AM
i win:: 1x Elderscrolls IV:Oblivion+Shivering Isles Expansion Pack+Knights Of The Nine Expansion Pack(=+60 hrs of gameplay), 1x VERY neglected girlfriend :D :D
Krieger
06-25-2007, 12:03 PM
i win:: 1x Elderscrolls IV:Oblivion+Shivering Isles Expansion Pack+Knights Of The Nine Expansion Pack(=+60 hrs of gameplay), 1x VERY neglected girlfriend :D :D
Dude, it's the "VERY neglected" part you might want to be worried about. If you neglect her for video games, I don't think she'll be your girlfriend for very long.
piggy
06-25-2007, 10:43 PM
huh. only people stupid enough or are gay would choose a god-damed ps3 over a girlfriend
halojunkie355
06-26-2007, 12:34 PM
huh. only people stupid enough or are gay would choose a god-damed ps3 over a girlfriend
yeah... all the coolkids choose a DS.
Krieger
06-26-2007, 04:38 PM
Dude, a DS is even more wierd and not-cool than a PS3. At least in my opinion
piggy
06-27-2007, 12:51 AM
Dude, a DS is even more wierd and not-cool than a PS3. At least in my opinion
Ds is crap on my opinion, x360 owns and ps3 sucks
Master Chief Spartan 117
07-25-2007, 07:17 PM
hmm ps3 girlfriend ps3 girlfriend ill take my chances with a girlfriend
halo3live2006
07-26-2007, 12:02 AM
Girl Friend of course..
forget PS3 o.O
piggy
07-28-2007, 11:45 PM
SKREW ps3-
Bountyhunter05
07-29-2007, 01:17 AM
SKREW ps3-
yeah, can a ps3 keep you warm at night? no
can a girlfriend? only if your both over the age of consent, and even if ur not, thoughts of her can.
piggy
07-29-2007, 01:43 AM
lmao ye but maybe not.....~^
Krieger
07-29-2007, 01:58 AM
yeah, can a ps3 keep you warm at night? no
can a girlfriend? only if your both over the age of consent, and even if ur not, thoughts of her can.
Well, for those of us who can't get a girlfriend, it technically could. After it's been on for awhile, it'd be warm, so it'd keep you warm for a little while, externally. It wouldn't give you the internal warmness of having a girlfriend. (damn I wish I had a girlfriend....it'd be better than my XBox :) )
Two Eyed Human
07-29-2007, 10:50 AM
Well, for those of us who can't get a girlfriend, it technically could. After it's been on for awhile, it'd be warm, so it'd keep you warm for a little while, externally. It wouldn't give you the internal warmness of having a girlfriend. (damn I wish I had a girlfriend....it'd be better than my XBox :) )
But not a 360. 360 rules but yeah girls suck. (IN the good sense)
noob slayer and killer
07-29-2007, 12:41 PM
girls suck because they cost a lot of money its always by this or i want this i think a girl was hitting on me but i was not interested so iwalked away not my type ;) anyways costwise both expensive and both can give joy that the other can't if you know what i mean :D
piggy
07-31-2007, 05:25 AM
no offense, two eyed human and noob slay killer, but you kinda sound like kids being scared of girls, the only way to keep yourself warm at night with an xbox is to play it for like 3 hours and then lie on it
Master Chief Spartan 117
07-31-2007, 05:26 AM
girls might be a liitle pain but at night it all pays off :D
piggy
07-31-2007, 05:28 AM
xD! you got that right ~-
noob slayer and killer
07-31-2007, 05:33 AM
totaly :D :D :D
Master Chief Spartan 117
07-31-2007, 05:35 AM
you guys know what i mean don't you
piggy
07-31-2007, 05:39 AM
cough yes cough
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-01-2007, 01:13 AM
alright then :)
Bountyhunter05
08-01-2007, 02:57 AM
no offense, two eyed human and noob slay killer, but you kinda sound like kids being scared of girls, the only way to keep yourself warm at night with an xbox is to play it for like 3 hours and then lie on it
and even then you might damage it...stick with a gf!
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-01-2007, 02:59 AM
why the fu** would you want a ps3 anyway
piggy
08-01-2007, 05:29 AM
exactly what i was saying.....
Krieger
08-01-2007, 06:51 AM
Wow....Two Eyed Human and noob slayer and killer, you both sounded a little degrading to women, there. ::shakes head:: tsk tsk
Bountyhunter05
08-02-2007, 02:28 AM
Wow....Two Eyed Human and noob slayer and killer, you both sounded a little degrading to women, there. ::shakes head:: tsk tsk
yeah i kno its shameful how ppl degrade women these days...they deserve to be slapped with a turkey...
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-02-2007, 02:30 AM
lol slaped with a turkey haha that's funny
piggy
08-02-2007, 05:19 AM
i dnt no why people say that or COULD EVEN COMPARE THESE TWO cuz women are LIFE without them the human race would be gone T.T
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-02-2007, 01:20 PM
well that is true what does T.T. mean
piggy
08-05-2007, 05:20 AM
T.T is an emotion of crying if u look carefully
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-05-2007, 07:18 PM
never mind i really don't see it
Bountyhunter05
08-06-2007, 01:52 AM
T.T is an emotion of crying if u look carefully
oh yeah i see it...hehe...thats funny...now it makes me feel sad...T.T
any wayz back on topic..until we can clone humans (and maybe after that) we need everyone in the human race, wether they be male, female or other...
piggy
08-06-2007, 04:57 AM
but in the mean time.....
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-06-2007, 12:20 PM
hmm is this thread still going on aw well lets see here girlfriend
piggy
08-07-2007, 05:42 AM
gf ALL the way, oh yer and i hate ps3
Krieger
08-07-2007, 09:59 AM
oh yeah i see it...hehe...thats funny...now it makes me feel sad...T.T
any wayz back on topic..until we can clone humans (and maybe after that) we need everyone in the human race, wether they be male, female or other...
"or other"? Last time I checked, there were two sexes; male and female. Now, both sides seek companionship with the other, usually. Nothing against homosexuals, but normally they aren't considered as looking for companionship from the opposite sex.
As I've said before, those who HAVE girlfriends better put her above some damn game system. Unless, the girl wants to play you, but then you better fuckin' let her win. If I hear otherwise, I'm gonna hunt you down!! Just kidding, but seriously. When you've got a good girlfriend, treat her well, and some gaming system should never, EVER, be considered as better than her.
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-07-2007, 01:13 PM
"or other"? Last time I checked, there were two sexes; male and female. Now, both sides seek companionship with the other, usually. Nothing against homosexuals, but normally they aren't considered as looking for companionship from the opposite sex.
As I've said before, those who HAVE girlfriends better put her above some damn game system. Unless, the girl wants to play you, but then you better fuckin' let her win. If I hear otherwise, I'm gonna hunt you down!! Just kidding, but seriously. When you've got a good girlfriend, treat her well, and some gaming system should never, EVER, be considered as better than her.
aggred how would a dumb system be better anyway
Bountyhunter05
08-08-2007, 02:25 AM
"or other"? Last time I checked, there were two sexes; male and female. Now, both sides seek companionship with the other, usually. Nothing against homosexuals, but normally they aren't considered as looking for companionship from the opposite sex.
As I've said before, those who HAVE girlfriends better put her above some damn game system. Unless, the girl wants to play you, but then you better fuckin' let her win. If I hear otherwise, I'm gonna hunt you down!! Just kidding, but seriously. When you've got a good girlfriend, treat her well, and some gaming system should never, EVER, be considered as better than her.
hermaphrodites? half and halfs? need i say more?
anyway the second part i completly agree with.
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-08-2007, 02:26 AM
um what does that big word mean and i still chose girlfriend
piggy
08-08-2007, 05:38 AM
duno. never heard of it
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-08-2007, 12:06 PM
yup neuther have i is this thread still going on we already know the victor
Bountyhunter05
08-08-2007, 07:32 PM
um what does that big word mean and i still chose girlfriend
hermaphrodite means (i think) that you have no gender and that you create offspring through some other method
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-09-2007, 12:16 AM
like i said before we know the victor please close the thread
Krieger
08-09-2007, 09:45 AM
A hermapherdite is a person, or creature, with BOTH sets of sexual organs. Earthworms, for example, have both male and female organs. \
But, as far as I know, it is impossible for a human to be this way. If they are, they're sterile, and cannot reproduce anyway.
Master Chief Spartan 117
08-09-2007, 03:07 PM
Yeah like an a eposode of south park where cartman's mom was that
piggy
08-19-2007, 06:36 AM
either way, unless ur gay, gf owns so badly we dot even need to start this thread even though its already been started
halojunkie355
08-19-2007, 05:36 PM
A hermapherdite is a person, or creature, with BOTH sets of sexual organs. Earthworms, for example, have both male and female organs. \
But, as far as I know, it is impossible for a human to be this way. If they are, they're sterile, and cannot reproduce anyway.
yes, or an organism can change genders with a natural process, like that red fish thats the mascott of the Atlanta Aquarium (ATL,GA)
piggy
08-20-2007, 05:49 AM
gf all the way i love girls ;)
Bountyhunter05
08-21-2007, 02:24 AM
gf all the way i love girls ;)
talkin of gfs...4 MORE DAYS TILL I SEE MINE AGAIN (she lives half an hours drive away, and since she moved ive only seen her once :( )
piggy
08-21-2007, 05:31 AM
cool. howd u meet with sum1 30mins away? i meet thru skool ;)
Krieger
08-21-2007, 10:33 AM
talkin of gfs...4 MORE DAYS TILL I SEE MINE AGAIN (she lives half an hours drive away, and since she moved ive only seen her once :( )
1)Where do you live?
2)I take it you can't drive?
And, to piggy, I mostly meet girls through school or my friends.
i don't hit on anyone they hit on me but my standers are pretty high if you know what i mean :)
PWNAGE-pb
08-21-2007, 07:31 PM
Exactly. The most it can do for you is play a video game or a movie. A girlfriend, however, is there to talk to, to love, to be with, and (at least with me) to make ya happy. Not much of a comparison if you ask me.
Very right in comparison to the PS3. But I talk to my 360, I love my 360, Im with my 360, and my 360 makes me happy!!!
now when you say talk... lol jk
piggy
08-22-2007, 05:54 AM
bountyhunter05 lives in sa, australia
and loving ur 360 all the way is a bit over the limit
Bountyhunter05
08-23-2007, 03:17 AM
cool. howd u meet with sum1 30mins away? i meet thru skool ;)
she used to go to my skool, then 2 weeks after we started goin out, she moved.
also i live in sa, and yeah i cant drive yet :(
piggy
08-23-2007, 07:11 AM
well, al least u have one though lol
ps3 in the bin plz
Ps3 Sucksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
piggy
08-23-2007, 11:05 PM
agreed. ps3 delayed the release of GTAIV!!!
chipitople
08-23-2007, 11:29 PM
who is actually dumb enough to pick a ps3 over a girl?
piggy
08-23-2007, 11:37 PM
who is actually dumb enough to pick a ps3 over a girl?
exactly. unless your gay, theres no reason to
chipitople
08-23-2007, 11:44 PM
exactly. unless your gay, theres no reason to
yeah pretty much, and that would just be sad if someone picked the ps3
piggy
08-23-2007, 11:46 PM
yeah pretty much, and that would just be sad if someone picked the ps3
sad enough not to have a life and picked videogames over girls
Dark Energy
08-23-2007, 11:52 PM
agreed. ps3 delayed the release of GTAIV!!!Naw, they're having trouble fitting the thing onto the 360's tiny DVDs.
And if you chose the PS3... Wow...
piggy
08-23-2007, 11:57 PM
Naw, they're having trouble fitting the thing onto the 360's tiny DVDs.
And if you chose the PS3... Wow...
dont you mean ps3?
yeah and if you choose ps3...you got problems..........
Dark Energy
08-23-2007, 11:58 PM
dont you mean ps3?
yeah and if you choose ps3...you got problems..........The PS3 uses 50 gigabyte BluRay discs. 360 uses 8 gig dvds. The Rockstar crew is having a hell of a time getting it to fit on the 360's dvds.
piggy
08-24-2007, 12:02 AM
hmmm.....on gta4.net it says that ps3 delayed the release of gta4
Divine
08-24-2007, 01:50 AM
GF OF COURSE LOL
If you choose ps3, you obviously cant get a gf and have no life whatsoever
piggy
08-24-2007, 04:52 AM
GF OF COURSE LOL
If you choose ps3, you obviously cant get a gf and have no life whatsoever
unless you have no life, there is absolutely no reason to choose a ps3 over a nice girl ;D
Alacran
08-24-2007, 12:36 PM
o dnot have a gf or a ps3, but id pick a girl, the girl is worth the price in my opinion, unless she is using you
chipitople
08-24-2007, 07:11 PM
o dnot have a gf or a ps3, but id pick a girl, the girl is worth the price in my opinion, unless she is using you
Very true, deff worth the price, unless she is using you. couldnt agree more.
Bountyhunter05
08-24-2007, 08:14 PM
unless you have no life, there is absolutely no reason to choose a ps3 over a nice girl ;D
yeah, but that makes one assumption...that there is a nice girl to choose...at my old skool there werent any...
Divine
08-24-2007, 09:20 PM
if ur a girl and on the boards on this thread, id totally understand ps3, otherwise, if u aint a girl and choose a ps3, ur weird
Divine
08-24-2007, 09:22 PM
yeah, but that makes one assumption...that there is a nice girl to choose...at my old skool there werent any...
agreed, depends on the girl were talking about here in this case as well... I wouldnt wont a bitchy girl or ugly ass girl or mean if u know what I mean, then I may have to choose ps3 over a gf of that choice lmao...
piggy
08-24-2007, 11:10 PM
agreed, depends on the girl were talking about here in this case as well... I wouldnt wont a bitchy girl or ugly ass girl or mean if u know what I mean, then I may have to choose ps3 over a gf of that choice lmao...
yea, youre right. i would want a nice girl or a girl that kind of girl i go for.
Alacran
08-25-2007, 12:17 AM
im having trouble getting a gf, and i dont have enough for a PS3... im stuck :(
o well
piggy
08-25-2007, 12:28 AM
im having trouble getting a gf, and i dont have enough for a PS3... im stuck :(
o well
well, at least youre honest. dont worry, theres always someone for somebody
chipitople
08-25-2007, 04:22 PM
im having trouble getting a gf, and i dont have enough for a PS3... im stuck :(
o well
Takes a while to get to know the person get close, just keep hanging etc. with the girl
Alacran
08-25-2007, 04:41 PM
i know, in progress...
piggy
08-26-2007, 12:09 AM
agreed, depends on the girl were talking about here in this case as well... I wouldnt wont a bitchy girl or ugly ass girl or mean if u know what I mean, then I may have to choose ps3 over a gf of that choice lmao...
but this is girlfriend. not some girl you see
Divine
08-26-2007, 12:17 AM
oh.. ok didnt quite understand that
piggy
08-26-2007, 12:19 AM
what i meant was:
this thread asks you do you want a your girlfriend or a ps3, obviously you're going to choose a girlfriend because she's your girlfriend
Divine
08-26-2007, 12:25 AM
kk i got it now, just was thinking about other things that may effect ur choice between the two
piggy
08-26-2007, 12:26 AM
yeah. but if youre smart, girlfriend. girlfriend = your life and many other things
Divine
08-26-2007, 12:32 AM
yeah definitely id choose her over ps3
piggy
08-26-2007, 12:36 AM
all the way. who's idea was it to compare women to a crappy game console?
Divine
08-26-2007, 12:48 AM
Flood Hunter did whoever that is
piggy
08-26-2007, 12:53 AM
well, no offense but that person needs to get a life, seriously
Divine
08-26-2007, 01:01 AM
totally agreed $_$
piggy
08-26-2007, 01:05 AM
and by the way...ps3 sucks ASS
this is a really simple question. my girlfriend totally pwns any PS3 in the world!!
i dont like PS3 anyway.
simple: GF>Xbox 360>PS3>Wii
piggy
08-26-2007, 06:03 AM
oh yea, now that you mention it
gf > xbox 360 > internet > all the other crappy consoles
Divine
08-26-2007, 02:03 PM
oh yea, now that you mention it
gf > xbox 360 > internet > all the other crappy consoles
agreedddd I like talking to friends online over a dumb ps3, but I did try out the Full version of the new metroid prime 3 corruption game, I actually liked it... Gamestop let me, pretty hot... hasnt even came out in stores, so maybe I will get to play halo 3 early?????? but still
GF>Xbox 360>Online(friends)>My Nintendo DS(hehehe since I got it)>ps3 or wii or other systems
chipitople
08-26-2007, 02:05 PM
and by the way...ps3 sucks ASS
Heck yeah it does!
Alacran
08-26-2007, 02:12 PM
agreedddd I like talking to friends online over a dumb ps3, but I did try out the Full version of the new metroid prime 3 corruption game, I actually liked it... Gamestop let me, pretty hot... hasnt even came out in stores, so maybe I will get to play halo 3 early?????? but still
GF>Xbox 360>Online(friends)>My Nintendo DS(hehehe since I got it)>ps3 or wii or other systems
or this
gf>Xbox 360>Xbox>internet>nintendo 64>anything else i dont feel like typing in
piggy
08-27-2007, 05:43 AM
gf > internet > msn > xbox 360 >a phone >etc etc
Alacran
08-27-2007, 08:09 PM
msn better then 360? no
piggy
08-28-2007, 04:46 AM
hey i need to talk to friends.
who needs friends, we've got technology!
seriously though, friends are more important than a console.
piggy
08-28-2007, 07:18 AM
lol not a very good decision to make lol jks
Alacran
08-28-2007, 09:36 PM
the only thing i see good about the internet is talking to people that you cant talk to face-to-face, or on the phone
Bountyhunter05
08-29-2007, 02:53 AM
the only thing i see good about the internet is talking to people that you cant talk to face-to-face, or on the phone
yeah, and research...u can find anythign on the internet...
yeah, and research...u can find anythign on the internet...
but it isnt always true.
piggy
08-31-2007, 02:23 AM
i love looking up cool apps like portable video players
Bountyhunter05
08-31-2007, 03:40 AM
but it isnt always true.
true true...thats why you use trusted sites, like wikipedia...even thats open to exploitation...damn...
piggy
08-31-2007, 04:21 AM
my trusted sites are like h3b, wikipedia etc. its very dangerous to roam
Halo Nerd
09-02-2007, 12:14 AM
I use Wikipedia the most.
Bountyhunter05
09-02-2007, 05:22 AM
I use Wikipedia the most.
yeah...lets get back on topic though...gfs ar the best and (for me) the only things that truley matter in the world.
I use Wikipedia the most.
cant forget Halopedia! the vast encyclopedia of halo knowledge put together with people who have too much time on their hands.
Halo Nerd
09-02-2007, 12:17 PM
Indeed friend.
I have played the PS3 and i dont like it, the controllers are too light in my opinion, it feels like im gonna break the damn thing while i am playing it.
I would choose girlfriend, however, GF Vs. 360......... thats another story :D
piggy
09-02-2007, 09:49 PM
Indeed friend.
I have played the PS3 and i dont like it, the controllers are too light in my opinion, it feels like im gonna break the damn thing while i am playing it.
I would choose girlfriend, however, GF Vs. 360......... thats another story :D
i respect women in all ways, unless i am insulted by them, however, for someone to compare a ps3 over a gf thats just not on. lol, who actually chose the worst console over a gf anyway?
Halo Nerd
09-02-2007, 09:53 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah but the 360 is bitchin =P i might find it hard to pull myself away from it for her. (Jk Jk im not that stupid)
piggy
09-02-2007, 09:54 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah but the 360 is bitchin =P i might find it hard to pull myself away from it for her. (Jk Jk im not that stupid)
nor are you that sad to choose games over her ;)
Halo Nerd
09-02-2007, 10:03 PM
Indeeeeeeeed have you seen those videos of people quitting MMORPGs? they always cry as they delete characters lol. Those people are sad, but i am glad they realized their addictions.
piggy
09-02-2007, 10:11 PM
Indeeeeeeeed have you seen those videos of people quitting MMORPGs? they always cry as they delete characters lol. Those people are sad, but i am glad they realized their addictions.
the sad people are on halo2boards, spending a year about some wierd topic, not that that matters.
i want to see someone that chooses a ps3 over a gf, ill be shocked if someone actually did!
Halo Nerd
09-02-2007, 10:13 PM
I guarantee someone did.
Alacran
09-03-2007, 01:22 PM
i have a gf now, so i pick gf!
Halo Nerd
09-03-2007, 01:41 PM
Lol nice. I could've recently had several GFs but i dont really like them too much.
Alacran
09-05-2007, 08:50 PM
lol, im going to start a new thread titled Xbox 360 vs. gf/bf
Halo Nerd
09-16-2007, 11:26 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooh gimme the link lol i will definitely post.
Alacran
09-17-2007, 07:35 PM
http://www.halo3boards.com/showthread.phtml?t=680
Halo Nerd
09-17-2007, 08:59 PM
Lol nvm you may have noticed but i already posted on it.
Bountyhunter05
09-18-2007, 02:26 AM
http://www.halo3boards.com/showthread.phtml?t=572
u might wanna fix the link, its goin to the word association thread...
Alacran
09-18-2007, 11:16 AM
sory bout that, fixed
Halo Nerd
09-18-2007, 05:32 PM
AWESOME TO THA MAX! lol
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